F This Movie!

F This Movie! - American Pie

Patrick, Doug and special guest Jason make a pact to F the 1999 teen comedy American Pie on prom night. It feels nothing like dessert.

F This Movie! - The Fountain

While honoring yet another listener request, Patrick and Alex get appropriately pretentious in this f'ing of Darren Aronofsky's 2006 sci-fi romance The Fountain .

F This Movie! - The Goonies

Patrick and Doug do the truffle shuffle, fight off an octopus (or do they?) and take a ride up Troy's bucket while following One-Eyed Willy's rich stuff map towards this f'ing of the beloved 1985 adventure movie The Goonies. Because down here it's our time. Our time.

F This Movie! - Funny People

Patrick and Doug discuss Judd Apatow's overly ambitious 2009 comedy-drama Funny People by listener request, only to ironically discover that neither one of them is a funny person.Also discussed this episode: Gran Torino (2008), Open Water 2: Adrift (2006), Angel of Death (2009), Sugar Hill (1974)

F This Movie! - Bull Durham

Patrick and Alex think about baseball while F'ing Bull Durham, sports movies, sports, movies, movies and sports.Also discussed this episode: Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010), Get Low (2010), Machete (2010), Going the Distance (2010), Back to the Future (1985)

F This Movie! - F This Summer!

In this special episode of F This Movie!, Patrick, Doug and JB look back at a long, mediocre summer with a long, mediocre podcast.

F This Movie! - The Expendables

Patrick and first-time guest host Mark Ahn sharpen their knives and their one-liners, suit up and form a two-man one-man army to take on Sylvester Stallone's '80s-centric action opus The Expendables .Also discussed this episode: Surfer, Dude (2008), Oldboy (2003), Lady Vengeance (2005), Dune (1984), The Square (2008), Eat Pray Love (2010)

F This Movie! - Domino

A curiously hot n' heavy listener request leads Patrick and Alex into a discussion of Keira Knightley's jaw, Tony Scott's ridiculous filmography and the things a 12-year old would find cool during this f'ing of the overly-directed 2005 mess Domino.Also discussed this episode: Inception (2010), Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010), The Expendables (2010)

F This Movie! - Ghostbusters

Patrick and JB ain't afraid of no ghost.Also discussed this episode: Apocalypse Now (1979), Inception (2010), Cobra (1986), The Other Guys (2010)

F This Movie! - Grindhouse

Patrick and Doug play ship's mast with the 2007 exploitation movie double feature Grindhouse, featuring Robert Rodriguez's Planet Terror and Quentin Tarantino's Death Proof . Note: Days after the recording of this podcast, Grindhouse was announced to be released on DVD and Blu-ray later in 2010. Ignore anything these two dummies say to the contrary.Also discussed this episode: Ratatouille (2007), Inglourious Basterds (2009), Spaceballs (1987)